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AKA 'freggletiddies'.","updated":"2025-12-27 07:52:56.230Z","user":"","username":"HockeyDoxie "},{"collectionId":"pbc_1295301207","collectionName":"activitypub_actors","created":"2025-08-11 06:54:05.478Z","domain":"nicecrew.digital","followerCount":353,"followers":"https://nicecrew.digital/users/_Seraphim_/followers","following":"https://nicecrew.digital/users/_Seraphim_/following","followingCount":320,"icon":"https://media.nicecrew.digital/e3b2e80aa717080597a22df2174129cbc7aa96558cef9dc25c55ca37e86d7379.jpeg","id":"2h7uj7003i7800p","inbox":"https://nicecrew.digital/users/_Seraphim_/inbox","iri":"https://nicecrew.digital/users/_Seraphim_","isLocal":false,"last_fetched":"2025-12-27 06:28:54.407Z","outbox":"https://nicecrew.digital/users/_Seraphim_/outbox","preferred_username":"_Seraphim_","public_key":"-----BEGIN PUBLIC KEY-----\nMIIBIjANBgkqhkiG9w0BAQEFAAOCAQ8AMIIBCgKCAQEA4whcGCPt+2fH+beTwplh\nH1lpl9l2rYfXwsUIMuPcewKo6Fxw2QOOSN98YwZRjhh5DjEo2GiaZtBRQROeemwE\n9mEB67RPRNHsoY1VXglBXUF3gDScWFIdTZAOzWArnzjBI8NH1bJ6WcAuqk3xB9D0\nCvjCUIW3AKNuNDXl2G7VKNEiFZ1G+9XQgW2vdT577F2mGVcXV0s05h9oFuRLp4j+\nUPKmxDRzU6Iv7dB9cc9eyOTTmoYXvnEYX62Fqjv7JRhUHGwv8yxD6KxXeKnYQKmS\nuWdFoE6n9OJF6ACsh1mv1XqzYXjoteJvJHj1pMHn0cDGfeoIioNzQkEMxvVwaiy6\nnwIDAQAB\n-----END PUBLIC KEY-----\n\n","published":"2024-02-27 21:40:07.000Z","summary":"The Angel of Fire.

𓅃𓅃𓅃","updated":"2025-12-27 06:28:54.408Z","user":"","username":"✠ Seraphim The White ✠"},{"collectionId":"pbc_1295301207","collectionName":"activitypub_actors","created":"2025-07-30 22:18:41.667Z","domain":"nicecrew.digital","followerCount":994,"followers":"https://nicecrew.digital/users/Evil_Bender/followers","following":"https://nicecrew.digital/users/Evil_Bender/following","followingCount":940,"icon":"https://media.nicecrew.digital/b7/0b/20/b70b20e1fae87f3737b1c9f9d39ab77353c3e5f8f8f84542719374e96fa32e21.jpg","id":"jagx17x27a1620n","inbox":"https://nicecrew.digital/users/Evil_Bender/inbox","iri":"https://nicecrew.digital/users/Evil_Bender","isLocal":false,"last_fetched":"2025-12-27 07:52:56.494Z","outbox":"https://nicecrew.digital/users/Evil_Bender/outbox","preferred_username":"Evil_Bender","public_key":"-----BEGIN PUBLIC KEY-----\nMIIBIjANBgkqhkiG9w0BAQEFAAOCAQ8AMIIBCgKCAQEAxn8VdIBguI7a2Ol8AuCU\nfiEwLgu2Uq6w9fEUgPrRsTh2VHq67dmUWSzLEsASbiE1UtBZUUWVA6ydMjZUt6Eg\nguqj6OFkdGBvUVubmbiHkNUrLBu2WDnSMkGSLzTv66FxMklPxDVMpok+PWSaXYQc\ne0dpMq8OcY9sH80mYB+CBl3p489YFUbcEz5TuMKeB/CiFAJgxlh31sYv54C7XCdi\nHf2+msp+ZZWDANcoiscWNo4O3pYzfQbduNaEM8OJEhykdMMKOO0mVygAmpw3BxS6\nCfBqAuvLOpjTPbwb3RpjiKz331bs3MgRv5zaiC0zgoFHTo0qGtOmgdKLptGnQyYs\n7wIDAQAB\n-----END PUBLIC KEY-----\n\n","published":"2022-03-16 22:32:51.000Z","summary":"You Will Never Be A Woman, biology is distinctive.

*Receiver of multiple likes from @scenesbycolleen*

Semi-Professional jew outer
MILF enthusiast
Rumored Robot on the Town
Cunning Linguist
Purveyor of fine AOC nudes

Bite my shiny metal ass! Access to White countries isnt a human right.

Pronouns
TND/Gas the Kikes/Racist
Knower of things Star Trek

*christus rex meus*

everything I say is a joke, except for the things I didnt joke about. ","updated":"2025-12-27 07:52:56.494Z","user":"","username":"Resolute Curmudgeon Bender:nv: :nofatpeople: "},{"collectionId":"pbc_1295301207","collectionName":"activitypub_actors","created":"2025-08-15 11:07:39.582Z","domain":"nicecrew.digital","followerCount":58,"followers":"https://nicecrew.digital/users/FreakSpeely/followers","following":"https://nicecrew.digital/users/FreakSpeely/following","followingCount":27,"icon":"https://media.nicecrew.digital/652bfe6ec95419edba2d07936b32ef65a22d9c1647948c0d4b3f7e6f220bf96c.gif","id":"b7wkd2ix6p0i233","inbox":"https://nicecrew.digital/users/FreakSpeely/inbox","iri":"https://nicecrew.digital/users/FreakSpeely","isLocal":false,"last_fetched":"2025-12-27 07:52:56.550Z","outbox":"https://nicecrew.digital/users/FreakSpeely/outbox","preferred_username":"FreakSpeely","public_key":"-----BEGIN PUBLIC KEY-----\nMIIBIjANBgkqhkiG9w0BAQEFAAOCAQ8AMIIBCgKCAQEAlR9DUkZ1wwV/PMQXkq/4\n6iqRwqWP40Qkna3gdtrPVQDJ0qzR9VxE91niCzSTxyXN5PYfWQxA0UuiUqG6LAbn\n4L27yba8CP0G2qB6om8B95z/CtXSkpX4vTn0unrzkB6wIoShy/85kyIbvmOX69F3\nzy+Ax7jBioCOoVLpAVBFlq/gOHhr+jjM0kCiliabfDDIwLDRpw4zi6DTQQuLteGa\nXNT4CczeKXXoEqQL7FGQdNxlSpiLN0In4Sua4wpdb8e1sMPx3ULcENGvUHvuya0v\nyOY0j3tuAk9NL8feml2Y11OLnzPfgc5890wGi1rk5BfMp6OtGnc0hPwq5W0pYCoj\nawIDAQAB\n-----END PUBLIC KEY-----\n\n","published":"2024-02-28 01:31:06.000Z","summary":"AS SEEN ON CNN!

Kulak/Amalek

Monk without a monastery.
Disciple without a church.
Expert without a specialty.

if you aren't race first,
we are going to clash.

If you're a flat-earther, you are a retard.

It's the jews.
P.S. Handsome Truth is a jew","updated":"2025-12-27 07:52:56.550Z","user":"","username":"FreakSpeely"},{"collectionId":"pbc_1295301207","collectionName":"activitypub_actors","created":"2025-07-28 13:38:52.319Z","domain":"nicecrew.digital","followerCount":917,"followers":"https://nicecrew.digital/users/SK1ZM/followers","following":"https://nicecrew.digital/users/SK1ZM/following","followingCount":579,"icon":"https://media.nicecrew.digital/2a5f7f83c8ca8aba2dd115cc71cd38c2b3ab3a4274778ea8ea2146aee0b9ea49.gif","id":"g8i731v1m55ub46","inbox":"https://nicecrew.digital/users/SK1ZM/inbox","iri":"https://nicecrew.digital/users/SK1ZM","isLocal":false,"last_fetched":"2025-12-27 07:52:56.608Z","outbox":"https://nicecrew.digital/users/SK1ZM/outbox","preferred_username":"SK1ZM","public_key":"-----BEGIN PUBLIC KEY-----\nMIIBIjANBgkqhkiG9w0BAQEFAAOCAQ8AMIIBCgKCAQEAyEMDHiDd2lwVuy4mcQOd\nzTuAt5LYQqvjFN7OhqBM0OuBkSyTWDXM06thXk3Udpp0No6vUnY/LudK8ijwoXej\nD695wUDfsN3qfwmSoCCog7VQQKivMf8lIeHHFkAD6PK1ltOMJaTYP1NLrGVuQRQH\nLzsaMwvWgOnXzEoIQj1pDyupn0xZ6hDsZkanuytWoucona0WtVKjetxa1YgKnW3+\n+K0GCxPJ+gh+XBvVCdw/3EHYjxKq9oJZTIiUs7hdjyg4TTHtYLNAkoQbIdH8r7/1\nvbxvhNSKT6UdqdGDJ+yUc1UR+KuNxIVmPQG24flNf2FEgqiKAcKor+d42WMfGzQ5\nmwIDAQAB\n-----END PUBLIC KEY-----\n\n","published":"2023-04-02 23:39:30.000Z","summary":""Damn it, I was having a good time ;("
-Myshkin

"Every third thing he posts is disturbing"
-Dagnar

"SKiZM is the most tolerable account on ncd"
-Theorytoe

"how do you even consistently find yourself in the most creepy ass run down out in the boonies serial killer trucker areas"
-Matty

"I was super hungry for French toast a second ago, but now I just wanna kill myself."
-JohnDarksoul

"He drinks peach beer and plays starfield.
He's just shitposting"
-Xenophon

"step aside blue faggots, a real cop is here"
-BikerFren

*BLOCKED* -JudgeDread
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everything is dumb

","updated":"2025-12-27 06:27:55.933Z","user":"","username":"n3f_X :neon_devilblob: :debian:"},{"collectionId":"pbc_1295301207","collectionName":"activitypub_actors","created":"2025-08-03 01:51:08.779Z","domain":"clew.lol","followerCount":830,"followers":"https://clew.lol/users/Tony/followers","following":"https://clew.lol/users/Tony/following","followingCount":549,"icon":"https://clew.lol/media/187bca2a-87bb-4c1e-a4bc-e8d9e064eb6f/clew_bay_photo.jpg","id":"jruw3eto7wk015s","inbox":"https://clew.lol/users/Tony/inbox","iri":"https://clew.lol/users/Tony","isLocal":false,"last_fetched":"2025-12-27 07:52:56.893Z","outbox":"https://clew.lol/users/Tony/outbox","preferred_username":"Tony","public_key":"-----BEGIN PUBLIC KEY-----\nMIIBIjANBgkqhkiG9w0BAQEFAAOCAQ8AMIIBCgKCAQEAsQyUktKVXl0qSIxGmpaI\n1kUBGhDaQv3lZ/AuFOcRWDg6AS3Ef9/5A+jgyC5bBDKJ0MyVfmpwqpibqmE9z1AF\nYY7uqRPFSN/1xjm0iYpQ/3DysyiXL6TYUgt2JUnzJyZ+SpnfpYzEV43RJ0sphxHS\n4oDXFsIZcdHIerNTiiMDVixKMFOIQ5gAF4ZDTliufZ6lnZ96FsEDsveS/STgrx3w\nC3dMOYKi7evpSx12uHb9mKU1dCugV9rMNHfPrsol98aLgX96mcuIw7I637HpJTpb\nUYWIScDVf2RQb6Rrn9edZOo2DwzUDecGRcx0fjIO0B2MmFTsZqDD7T5/1WDbk3CP\n6wIDAQAB\n-----END PUBLIC KEY-----\n\n","published":"2023-03-19 02:51:29.000Z","summary":"- Actually Tony
- pronouns short/king
- Business owner
- *former* Tax avoidant enthusiast
- enemy number 1 of the DMV
- Zoning rule disrespector
- Pirate Enjoyer
- reads a lot
- Lift things up and put them down
- Cat appreciator
- You should stop using windows, it's malware
- pronouns: short/king

Shitposting:

In Internet culture, shitposting, trashposting, or funposting is the act of using an online forum or social media page to post content that is satirical and of "aggressively, ironically, and trollishly poor quality",

"For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: "A fucking leaf"

- LeafLord

"So, actually, therefore, the course of wisdom, what is really sensible, is to let go, is to commit oneself, to give oneself up and that's quite mad. So we come to the strange conclusion that in madness lies sanity."

- Alan Watts ","updated":"2025-12-27 07:52:56.893Z","user":"","username":"Sir Anthony Bacon"},{"collectionId":"pbc_1295301207","collectionName":"activitypub_actors","created":"2025-07-28 14:29:22.774Z","domain":"gleasonator.com","followerCount":8213,"followers":"https://gleasonator.com/users/alex/followers","following":"https://gleasonator.com/users/alex/following","followingCount":2375,"icon":"https://media.gleasonator.com/3954b4ab688efa8187671d0eee857d3036db1de40ece564af38ac0dbc274240d.png","id":"s699j51ra58y268","inbox":"https://gleasonator.com/users/alex/inbox","iri":"https://gleasonator.com/users/alex","isLocal":false,"last_fetched":"2025-10-09 23:29:02.723Z","outbox":"https://gleasonator.com/users/alex/outbox","preferred_username":"alex","public_key":"-----BEGIN PUBLIC KEY-----\nMIIBIjANBgkqhkiG9w0BAQEFAAOCAQ8AMIIBCgKCAQEArJtIgvmRUMQh3/n5B41u\nfeCu83E/WvaF3JPfpg+sh4sgONNP34KpKJ4FqYTKM63xGkGWcHA96/39Q+GG20tT\nECpPcTbRuQJ6DxJeYabtXiAcrTgitRMd/2XTaeWqaPwXIfj4n3eD6mVbJUbk9DAs\nb2dFppCcRu2ClouhO1LeoQgVitE31iNHNnN4jsQY9Z8BW0OuP+brwi/Ea/JftRfN\nF2jq9zYC1UjaE8M1VXlq5MKie73QGU32RHcrc0VE4P4druzT6Ew69QSLqeEiDsw2\n8ULrJBxZKPtn17x5PzavpNm8Xl0M/YIy3irxVCjw1J5LkLuRoZMv5ZB7Dfpp0uW0\nyQIDAQAB\n-----END PUBLIC KEY-----\n\n","published":"","summary":"I create Fediverse software that empowers people online.

I'm vegan btw.

Note: If you have a question for me, please tag me publicly. This gives the opportunity for others to chime in, and bystanders to learn.","updated":"2025-10-09 23:29:02.723Z","user":"","username":"Alex Gleason"}],"page":1,"perPage":10,"totalItems":26,"totalPages":3}

Andrew Torba's Inbred Cousin

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