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Cincinnati-based spreadsheet monkey. I didn't actually get banned from that Arby's. It's a bit.

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Get Set Games founder, bike picture taker, stuck boat enjoyer, he/him

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Communist, mead making guy, cosplayer.
He/they. Married, monogamous.
Twitter@pyrameadhead
BSKY pyrameadhead.wifeguy.com

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@britculpsapp.bsky.social (bsky)
@britculp (twitter)

views are my own; smarter & funnier than you

39 | MPLS

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we're all worms.

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✝️ Current Reigning Antipope
🪙 Nominated for Nobel Prize
🎖 Time's 'Man of the Year' (2006)

he/him 🇮🇪 🇨🇦

Communist, Economist, Stonerist

🇵🇸 Free Palestine
🏳️‍⚧️ Trans Rights = Human Rights

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Goddamnit

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I am a sentient pancake the bones are my body

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Hard at work crafting better tasting poisons for true taste makers.
Blessed be the maker and his water.
#butlerianjihadnow
He/Them

Banner is a crystal corgi by Rabidya

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Support me and my work on Patreon ♥ http://patreon.com/mrlovenstein

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