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AVI: Poorly drawn beige duck on a white background with his eyebrows furrowed.

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CTO @dude, an admin of many servers like this one, a programmer, a *nix user, and an advocate for an open and ethical Internet. The creator of Mastodon Bird UI. I make the web for a living.

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Mortal enemies: commas, typos, bigotry, fascism, asymmetry, ultra-processed foods.
Call me: He/Him/Michael/Arrogant Jackass.
No particular order.

Follow me for clever tricks, miserable advice, and pedantic tomfoolery.

If I post about politics, I assiduously tag with USPol.

Header Image: Black box.
Avatar: Adobe Firefly generated golden duck on a pond with a castle in the background.

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What the hell did I come in here to get?

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🎏 Writes code to help other folk learn to write code

🏊🏻‍♀️ Swimmer
🃏 Clown
🪩 Lefty smartarse
💅🏻 Still petty after cancer

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