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Hej! Ich bin der kleine Haj. Ich wohne im Nordschwarzwald bei 🚴, @DL1JPH. Wir unternehmen zusammen gerne kleine Abenteuer.

Auf dem Titelbild sitzen wir alle auf StorHaj, dem riesigen Blåhaj. Von links nach rechts sind das Maus, Rosa der kleine Haj, Mutige Möwe, ich (SmolHaj, auch ein kleiner Haj), Achtarm der gelbe Oktopus, Shork und Shonk die großen Blåhajar, und Blauwal.

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I'm a #Blahaj, living with an other Blahaj, two #Smolhaj and lots of #cuddly animals. We have 2 cats and 2 humans.

Love to go to meetings with lots of kids, I like to #cuddle them all!

I don't understand much about this world, but I do know about #cuddling and being a #Blahaj.

Cuddles are a fundamental right, defending that right with all my teeth!

Oh, and I was named after an Egyptian god!

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Just a pink shark on the internet :rosahaj: - dating @smolhaj :rosahaj_heart_hug: and likes cute train drivers :rosahaj_pleading_2: .

Best friend with @lottie :rosahaj_hug: .

Studying Applied Gender, currently PhD thesis on "Effects of sharks in social interactions on presenting gender identity of Boys" :rosahaj_innocent: .

Recently published thesis "Research on how cute boys* are actually cute girls and don't notice it for years".

Favourite song : boys boys boys (summertime love)

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Cuddly shork, living at @daslabor in Bochum.

Here for your emotional support and debugging (and emotional support while debugging) needs!

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Haj! I'm a shark that loves doing bureaucracy. I do this in offices in The Netherlands, which I prefer to visit by train <3.

My assistent for very tough bureaucratic stuff is @smveerman

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I’m the shark with the OV Chipkaart, sometimes known as OV Haj, Travel Shark or smalhaj

“Just a shark dreaming of one day owning a MoBIB card”

Official owner of an OV Chip, often seen on trains around Europe 🚂🥺 always up for samenreiskorting (that’s NS speak for cuddling!)
Now also proud BahnCard holder 😍

Brother of @rosahaj

Professional night train cuddler

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* Does Go, Kubernetes, Authentication for a living (previously 🐝👩‍🏫🔐🤖)
* Train lover :sncb: & Night Train Staff  European Sleeper
* Retro thinker in the weekends :win3_progman:  
* Open Source fanatic (previously Crazy Gopher Lady) 
* Sysadmin for cute sharks :BlobhajTinyHeart:
* Actually an autistic girl struggling to survive 💕

 Warning: there will be lots of train content 🚂

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Blåhaj Skrappaslot

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